How many truths are really true?
When I told the rainbow what its colors meant, it laughed.
If you're in the fault-finding business, you'll find me full of faults.
Dreams must be ground into bread and the bread eaten.
I'm the man to call when you need absolutely nothing.
Spend yourself; there's plenty more.
If it rains tonight, rain will be the cause.
Happiness exists, but not the conditions of happiness.
There is a truth for each occasion, but not for all occasions.
Opinion: a sign of ignorance.
Things put in the wrong place have found a new place.
Lead me not into the corporate world but deliver me from evil.
The wisdom of old age: hardening of the arteries.
Every line is the perfect length if you don't measure it.
Suppose nothing is wrong. What do you do, then?